Favorite Morgan Grimes Quotes
I'm getting a little nervous actually. I think I'm starting to sweat. Is that normal before a mish? Can I do that? Can I call it a mish?
(After Chuck realized how to beat Missile Command)
Chuck: (to Morgan) Morgan... hey ah, buddy do we carry any Rush CDs in the store?
Morgan: No need. I got them all on my Zune!
Chuck: You have a Zune?
Morgan: You kidding me? No... no, I'll grab my iPod.
See, I have this perfect system for doing as little work as possible. It's a science, really doing nothing. A promotion at this point would destroy all my hard work.
Morgan: Can you just get Casey back to my apartment in Echo Park? There's a key under the mat.
Lester: No, no, we got keys.
Now if customers don't have hazard spills, mislabeled products, surly employees to distract, they may start to enjoy their time here.
Morgan: You know a couple's first fight actually sets the tone for all future arguments. Trust me, I'm going through it right now myself.
Chuck: You and Alex?
Morgan: No me and Casey actually.
Like the time he locked himself in a room and played Goldeneye for three months. Who knew you could get bed sores from video games?
Awesome: Morgan, why don't you let me handle it. No offense, I've had my fair share of ladies.
Morgan: It's cause you live in a bubble. Take a look at your self. Go ahead. It's a freakish bubble of handsomeness. Now look at me, no bubble. I have to be completely verbal.
Did you just flash during Duck Hunt?"
I love our little give and take...classic Ross and Rachel.
Just because you're a beautiful woman that I would give up a non-vital organ to make love, doesn't give you the right to show up with this clown and humiliate me in front of my friends.
Big Mike: Sweet Onion Chicken teriyaki.
Morgan: Yep.
Big Mike: A taste of the Orient in Burbank. The flavors melt together in perfect harmony. Just like me and your mama.
