Neal: Washington's love letters?
Mozzie: Seriously, I don't know why you stole those in the first place.

Mozzie: Kate loves her classics.
Neal: X marks the spot.

See, there is something! Vindication is thine, Mrs. Suit.

He just disappears... like a German Dave Chappelle.

The Dentist was the scariest thing I could think of, and it worked.

I happen to have an arsenal of hammers.

Peter: (to Mozzie) I thought you would be taller.
Mozzie: Me too.

Neal: Moz, you okay?
Mozzie: Middle man.
Neal: You might want to rename the "perfect exchange".

Might I point out she was the first to open the box. It was gone, and so was she.

Good partnerships are hard to find.

I don't think he's happy with us.

I answer to no one Nancy Drew.