Favorite Mozzie Quotes
Neal: What is the game?
Mozzie: No idea, but I am very good at it.
Bless me father, for I am about to sin.
It's a dark day when I turn to the system instead of recoiling.
No reputation is a good reputation.
Neal: Did you see those pigs flying?
Mozzie: Yes, and that is the sound of hell freezing over.
Whoever said the customer is always right never met the customer. Am I right?
Good luck, melon me.
Great, I brought a cork screw to a gun fight...
Dearly beloved, we are here to witness the union of Suit...and Mrs. Suit...again.
Elizabeth: Are you going to bow to the will of the establishment?
Mozzie: NO!...Yes....
Mozzie: How did it go?
June: I nailed it!
Mozzie: I showed you mine - you show me yours.
Diana: Don't ever say that again.
Mozzie: Understood.