Neal: What is the game?
Mozzie: No idea, but I am very good at it.

Bless me father, for I am about to sin.

It's a dark day when I turn to the system instead of recoiling.

No reputation is a good reputation.

Neal: Did you see those pigs flying?
Mozzie: Yes, and that is the sound of hell freezing over.

Whoever said the customer is always right never met the customer. Am I right?

Good luck, melon me.

Great, I brought a cork screw to a gun fight...

Dearly beloved, we are here to witness the union of Suit...and Mrs. Suit...again.

Elizabeth: Are you going to bow to the will of the establishment?
Mozzie: NO!...Yes....

Mozzie: How did it go?
June: I nailed it!

Mozzie: I showed you mine - you show me yours.
Diana: Don't ever say that again.
Mozzie: Understood.