Naomi: It's not nice, it's Gucci.
Max: If I start swanning around in Gucci my friends will know something's up.

Naomi: We have to hurry. It's almost time for the fiesta.
Max: I'll show you a fiesta.

You really care about me, don't you? I mean you care a lot. Enough to give up having sex...with me!

I guess I've been distracted by a handsome man with a big...IQ.

Who needs water when we have margaritas?

Any chance you wanna relaunch that rocket?

You've had sex before?!?

Prepare to have your world rocked.

Max [after making out]: We're gonna have to keep this on the down low. It could ruin my reputation.
Naomi: I was thinking the exact same thing.

Max: You make a smokin' hot alien.
Naomi: I think you're hot too.

Sometimes I look at nerds' profile pages to build my self esteem.

It's alright if you're gay. Teddy's made it quite trendy.

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I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.

Naomi

Join The Blaze! We may not be popular, but we've got heart.

Navid