I'm totally geeking out over this. You must be rubbing off on me.

I was thinking you could go all Don Draper-esque.

The player getting played.

How's it going with the new boy toy?

Naomi [upon finding out she was accepted to CU]: I can take off my lucky thong.
Max: How many days have you been wearing it?

Max: Please don't take off your underwear in public, Naomi.
Naomi: Why? Do you want to do it?

Max: Looks like we started a new trend.
Naomi: I think geek is the new chic.

Max: You're my girl and I want everyone to know that.
Naomi: Oh hell yes!

I'm going crazy because of the sneaking around...the lying. Maybe we should break up.

You are wound up about this interview, aren't you?

Navid [referring to Alex]: She's a bonafide genius.
Naomi: Not when it comes to fashion.

Oh my God...who did this to you?!? I'm going to search lost and found for a hat.

90210 Quotes

I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.

Naomi

Join The Blaze! We may not be popular, but we've got heart.

Navid