Naomi: When you know you know, right?
Max: I don't know.

Okay, I'm still in love with Max.

Doctor [to Erin]: Are you currently in a relationship?
Naomi: Actually she's in two.

Personally I think go big or go home.

Me jealous? It's not like she's better than me. I have to figure out that girl's flaws. For Max's sake.

Madison: Thanks Naomi, you're the best.
Naomi [under her breath]: Or second best.

Naomi [reacting to Navid & Liam's fistfight]: Oh my God...did that really just happen?
Adrianna: I know. Love really screws people up, doesn't it?

They're not dreams, they're fairy tales.

Seriously, you must have loins of steel.

Please don't tell me you're still friends without benefits.

You're nouveau riche, you haven't had the chance to get weird yet.

C'mon Silver it's you, it's not like you're gonna have some skanky bar sex with some rando.


It's not a mom and dad who are home eating bon bons. It's a couple who's f%$k!

Rob Estes

I am not the kind of girl who can wait until Christmas morning to unwrap her present.