And that's how Ann not only performed a real-life version of Tony's most beloved illusion...but was responsible for the first recorded instance of a Christian straight-to-gay conversion.

Tony Wonder: Did somebody say "wonder?"

Narrator: Nobody did, that time, but I think he got away with it.

Good Bye, Annyong.

Michael: Oh my God. I'm dating Ron Howard's girlfriend.
Narrator: Actually, she's his daughter. But that's kind of worse, don't you think?

Soon, George Michael went to Ann's to try to win her back. But her Uncle Paul told him that Ann had moved in with her boyfriend. He also mentioned that we all only had 3 more weeks on earth and that fossils were just something the Jews buried in 1924.

It was Arrested Development.

Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose.

Michael: Hey, are you scared of a monster?
George Michael: Kind of.
Narrator: It was the monster called lust, to which he had recently succumbed.

Lucille: (to the hot sailors) You boys know how to shovel coal?
Narrator: I don't even want to tell you what these guys thought that meant.

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