Nate Archibald Quotes (Page 5)
Season 5, Episode 4: "Memoirs of an Invisible Dan"
Nate: What are you guys doing here?
Blair: We must have all gotten the same text from Dan.
Rufus: The last time he was this secretive he showed up with a baby.
Chuck: Don't worry, you're not about to become a grandfather. Though Dan is about to give birth in another way.
Serena walking in: Okay, I'm pretty sure this is how every murder mystery begins.
• Rating: Unrated
Nate: Why do you even hold on to that phone if you're not going to answer it?
Diana: Because I don't want to have to explain how I got it. I am too intrigued by our mysterious Ivy to just toss it away.
• Rating: Unrated
Diana: If only we had Blair Waldorf's phone.
Nate: I told you, she's my friend and my friends are off-limits.
Diana: Morals. How quaint.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 3: "The Jewel of Denial"
Nate: I came to work for you so I could establish myself outside of my family's influence. Now if this is just some big joke to you I might as well take an internship that looks good on my resumé.
Diana: This is no joke. And I'm sorry if I made you feel that way.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 2: "Beauty and the Feast"
Diana: Once you know how to control information you can do anything with it. Politics, banking. Whatever.
Nate: While that sounds great, I would have to get my family to approve me pulling out on this other thing.
Diana: Well just remind them what George did for JFK, Jr.
• Rating: Unrated
Doctor: I have a hard time believing anyone has that high a threshold for pain.
Nate: Yeah, well he's probably self-medicating.
• Rating: Unrated
Nate: I just can't stop thinking about that woman from LA.
Chuck: It's understandable, given your mother issues.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nate (to Dan): I was going to ask how your summer's going, but since you're with Chuck, I'm guessing the answer's probably, "Weird."
Dan: Oh, it gets weirder.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 1: "Yes, Then Zero"
Chuck: Serena, you accepted responsibility without hesitation for maybe the first time in your life. And Nate, you had more fun not being you than you've had actually being you. Which means you now know you need to change.
Serena: Is it just me, or is what he saying actually making sense?
Nate: Maybe we're not awake yet.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Jane: Nice to meet you by the way...
Nate: Nate.
Jane: Hm. That's a great name.
Nate: And you are?
Jane: Done now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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