Popular Navid Shirazi Quotes
You're not a guest. You're my bitch. Now, get me some food!
Navid: My dad only has two rules: No watching porn until I'm 21, and we always eat dinner together.
They're my pigs, sir, and I can prove it. They respond to their names when called.
Dixon: You do not have your own bowling ball!
Navid: What? It was for my Bar Mitzvah.
Dude, you've been in Beverly Hills for ten minutes and you know what that makes me? The third wheel.
Your hair, it looks like a medieval weapon.
[when Navid is visiting Adrianna in rehab...]
Navid: Do they let you watch dvds?
Adrianna: Yeah as long as we don't sprinkle coke on our popcorn
Adrianna: That was pretty sappy.
Navid: That's one of the side effects of being a nice guy.
Dixon: The only way to get over a girl is to get a new girl.
Navid: Hell to the YES!
Adrianna does a great tractor voice. Hit it!
Organic vegetables, coming in for a landing!
Just watch our for Ethan Ward. You'll know him when you see him. He's the one with the spotlight shining out of his ass.
