Peter:And what kind of man would that be?
Neal: I don’t know. We were going to discuss that at our next session. Now I have to wait 20 years.

Neal: You think Hagan is using Monks?
Mozzie: I think Hagan is using you.

You can explain why Katya will be crying into her sequins all night.

Emotion is a con man’s sweet spot.

Neal Caffrey, at your service.

I know you’ve got something in your closet that screams enraged Balkan.

I thought confident people could admit to their flaws.

You can do anything without a height requirement.

I think that wig was your mistake, McGyver.

Hagen is free. I'm not.

Mozzie: Too Ringo?
Neal: Too Bieber.

We usually just hang out and drink coffee for the first 30 minutes.

White Collar Quotes

Burke: You look like a cartoon!
Caffrey: This is classic Rat Pack - this is Devore!
Burke: Oh, sorry, Dino.

Caffrey: How upset were the Canadians?
Peter: Oh, very... well, as upset as Canadians can get.