I don't smoke...but I do flirt...

Sara: I've never actually seen you steal anything before.
Neal: That's just one of the perks of being my plus 1.

I have been waiting for a TLC joke and that was a bad one.

Peter: I don't want Mozzie on this alone.
Neal: He doesn't play well with others.

Peter: We woke a giant, Neal.
Neal: You ready to take down a giant.
Peter: Don't forget your sling shot.

The Senator knows we're coming.

Peter: Are you okay?
Neal: No.
Peter: Do you believe him?
Neal: Right now I want to focus on taking Flynn down.

Mozzie: It's like riding a horse.
Neal: You're allergic to horses.
Mozzie: Even still....

I want you to be part of my life.

Peter: I thought I would lead the panel with the Dutchman. It was our first case together.
Neal: Can't go wrong with the Dutchman...
Peter: No, no you can't......

My favorite protection is avoiding situations where people might shoot me.

Peter: I thought you avoided these kinds of situations...
Neal: He shot through my favorite tie.

White Collar Quotes

Burke: You look like a cartoon!
Caffrey: This is classic Rat Pack - this is Devore!
Burke: Oh, sorry, Dino.

Caffrey: How upset were the Canadians?
Peter: Oh, very... well, as upset as Canadians can get.