Monroe: Okay, okay, so technically we would have to bend the truth about some things.
Nick: Some things? Monroe, name one aspect of our relationship that we wouldn't have to lie about.

I told you to meet me, not eat me!

Right now I'm not asking you as a Detective.

We all have secrets Doctor, now let's talk about Larry's.

Nick: Those dogs are gonna lead them straight to your house.
Monroe: No, they're not. That's why I mark my territory. You can see it's totally freakin' them out.

If I was a cop, yeah.

Mom: I'm sorry.
Nick: For what?
Mom: A lot of things on that list.

Monroe: Who the hell is this bitch?
Nick: She's my mother.

Enemy: Two?
Nick: Yeah, kind of a surprise to me too.

I know what you're thinkin.' First you get the bike, then the tattoo then you're drivin' to Sturgis, South Dakota.

Nick: Hank, whatever goes down out here tonight...
Hank: Yeah, I know, off the books.

Nick: Did you really smell him?
Eddy: Dude, you have no idea!

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank