Olive Snook Quotes
Season 2, Episode 6: "Oh Oh Oh It's Magic"
Olive: You turned your assistant into a bunny?
The Great Herrmann: My assistant has always been a bunny.
Olive: Oh, I... I just wanted to see if he knew that.
• Rating: Unrated
Olive [to Chuck and Ned]: Do either of you have a gun? Then I'm going with Emerson...
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 5: "Dim Sum, Lose Some "
Chuck: Yeah, imagine if we'd dragged Ned here and found out that his dad's still an emotional disaster.
Olive: And it turns out he's older and crankier and drinks $6 bottles of sour mash. Oh, Ned would have a trump card of an I-told-you-so.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 4: " Frescorts"
Olive: Here comes the center of the universe, pulling us all into her gravitational orbit of blame.
Chuck: Oh, well, FYI, um, there is no center of the universe because our universe is forever expanding.
Olive: Like your neediness. "Wah, respect my feelings. Wah, don't fence me in. Wah, don't treat me like I'm dead." Well, if you're so dead, how can you be needy? Oh right... you're selfish!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Olive: It's like we're trapped in a sachet in a panty drawer of a dead shut-in, who was shut in her bedroom by her cat so that it would have to smell the scene of Freesia. Can't you smell it?
Chuck: Yeah. That would be my Freesia hair detangler that you said smells amazing yesterday.
Olive: Wish I hadn't now.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 3: "Bad Habits"
Emerson: What got thee to a nunnery?
Olive: Oh, Emerson. You really want to know?
Emerson: Not especially. That was just my attempt at polite wee talk. Moment's passed, so let's talk compensation.
• Rating: Unrated
Olive: There are Commandments! We follow all ten, and I am commanding you to stop!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 2: "Circus Circus"
Olive: I could throw up in my mouth a little and not even know the difference.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 1: "Bzzzzzz"
Olive: But I like my belongings. That's why they belong to me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chuck: Poor Kentucky. What a horrible way to die. Thousands of little stingers stinging you.
Olive: Like little stinging secrets that don't just sting you once. They keep stinging you until you're bloated and filled with pus. Who wanted a la mode?
• Rating: Unrated
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