Olivia Quotes
Season 1, Episode 6: "Fight Club"
Billie: Zack peed on me.
Abby: Is that a metaphor, like "he peed on your dreams"?
Billie: Nope, he actually peed on me.
Olivia: Well, that needs to be consensual
• Rating: Unrated
Billie: Did you tell [Abby] about my half-a-wax?
Olivia: I don't talk to her unless you're here
• Rating: Unrated
Olivia: So, you left halfway through your waxing, and now it looks like a seven?
Billie: Or, from my point of view, an L
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 5: "The Love Guru"
Abby: Listen, I know that you think the only reason we're friends is because of Billie but that...
Olivia: That is not true! I don't think we're friends
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 4: "The Date"
Abby: What about Zack? Are you at least gonna tell him you're going to start dating?
Billie: Of course.... Now, I am.
Olivia: Do it with your top off. I've delivered a lot of bad news that way
• Rating: Unrated
Olivia: [James] mailed you the box? Ohh, that is the work of a breakup master!
Billie: So I've heard. Why did I date the breakup master? Why can't I meet the relationship master?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 3: "One Night Stand"
Billie: I'm thinking of sleeping with Zack. My brain says it's a bad idea, but it's being outvoted by every cell in my body. Is sleeping with him right now desperate or empowering?
Olivia: Is he passed out?
Billie: No.
Olivia: Empowering!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 2: "Memento"
Olivia [to Davis]: Maybe I should just put a bag over your head, drive you to the middle of the woods, and we can talk there
• Rating: Unrated
Billie: Are people staring at me because I just broke up with the boss and accidentally got impregnated by a 22-year-old on a futon? Or, and this is the one I want you to say, because my hair turned out all bouncy and fun?
Olivia: Actually, people are staring 'cause you've got a great big hunk of cream cheese on your boob
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"
Abby: Didn't you use condoms?
Billie: I guess it turns out they're not 100% effective unless you actually take them out of your purse.
Olivia: Billie, Billie, Billie, always use a condom... and an alias
• Rating: Unrated
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