Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXPopular Pam Quotes
You're so hot for him, I could reheat this chili in your chooch. So how about it? Chooch chili?
I don't even remember who peed on your sofa. But if I was a gambling man...
I swear to god you could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Pam: I for one an going to watch Hooper until my fingers bleed.
Cheryl: Just tape them up.
How about you Ironside, you riding dirty?
Cheryl: It tastes worse than it smells!
Pam: Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy say that, i'd have eight nickels!
Can I just put what I assume is your rock collection on the stupid train?
Archer: Does no one seriously no what today is?
Pam: Tuesday?
Cheryl: The rapture?
Krieger: I needed help disseminating him.
Cheryl: Eww!
Pam: Not what it means.
Lana: Still pretty gross though.
Archer: Where did you learn all that stuff?
Pam: You know I grew up on a farm, right?
Archer: Really hoping that's not relevant.
This time really get in there. All you've been doing is giving one side hell.
Maybe you can shut your dick holster.
