You want Eric to be your fuckin' spokesperson for your vampire Jenny Craig commercials?
This isn't about capture and kill anymore.
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Sarah Newlin's gonna be having the last f*cking laugh, shopping at Barney's and having her manicure if you two can't stop measuring your d*cks and strike a f*cking deal.
This is bullshit. I imagined my death many times but I never thought I'd meet the sun in some place with wall-to-wall carpet.
Oh my God, I'm a republi-c*nt!
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Pam: I like her, I like you.
Amber: Is it okay if I still haven't made my mind up about you?
Pam: I really like her.
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It's like being kicked in the cooch by a wallaby isn't it?
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Pam: I hate Shreveport.
Eric: Oh come on. It'll be a trip down memory lane.
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I am as big a fan of the French vagina as you are Eric, but come back to Earth. She's just a human.
Tell you what. Your god and my god can go to a motel and have a circle jerk for all I care. I'll be in Hell having a three way with the devil.
Everyone I love leaves, everything I touch dies, so forgive me if I don't share your faith in my lord.
Sookie! I'm actually fucking happy to see you!
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