Penny Quotes
Season 1, Episode 7: "Red Ants and Black Widows"
Penny: It's not the spoon that bends - it's only your self.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 6: "Bonfire and Betrayal"
Penny: You've confused me with your musky man smell and made me want to throw you down and eat you like a crumpet and I don't even know what a crumpet is.
• Rating: Unrated
Penny: Please like you've ever tapped anything but yourself lover boy.
• Rating: Unrated
Penny: See I told you not to trust those crazy bitches!
(Joanna gives her a mean stare)
Penny: What?! Too soon?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 5: "Mooning and Crooning"
Joanna: Penny, we're in a crisis. I've got my back against the wall. There's only one thing to do.
Penny: What's that?
Joanna: We need to party.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 4: "Fleas and Casserole"
Penny: It's like the hokey pokey - emphasis on the pokey.
• Rating: Unrated
(Penny's response when Joanna asks if her boobs are weird)
Penny: No, they're boob-iful.
• Rating: Unrated
Morgan: It would be wrong to get married with someone when I'm sleeping with someone else. I may be a lot of things, but I don't cheat...except with my soulmate, obviously.
Penny: Awww, he's got boundaries.
• Rating: Unrated
Penny: (to Joanna) I'm buying you a muzzle.
• Rating: Unrated
Penny: You wore a Vera Chang wedding dress?
Joanna: I couldn't afford Vera Wang.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 14