Penny Quotes
It's not the spoon that bends - it's only your self.
You've confused me with your musky man smell and made me want to throw you down and eat you like a crumpet and I don't even know what a crumpet is.
Please like you've ever tapped anything but yourself lover boy.
Penny: See I told you not to trust those crazy bitches!
(Joanna gives her a mean stare)
Penny: What?! Too soon?
Joanna: Penny, we're in a crisis. I've got my back against the wall. There's only one thing to do.
Penny: What's that?
Joanna: We need to party.
It's like the hokey pokey - emphasis on the pokey.
No, they're boob-iful.
Penny
Morgan: It would be wrong to get married with someone when I'm sleeping with someone else. I may be a lot of things, but I don't cheat...except with my soulmate, obviously.
Penny: Awww, he's got boundaries.
(to Joanna) I'm buying you a muzzle.
Penny: You wore a Vera Chang wedding dress?
Joanna: I couldn't afford Vera Wang.
(looking at pictures of Will taken by Joanna) Stalk much?
Penny: WWNDD?
Joanna: What would Nancy Drew do?
