Popular Penny Hartz Quotes
Penny: Davey what's the name of that movie about the horse that goes to the war?
Alex: Uhh War Biscuit, Duh.
You look like an assistant manager at a Jacksonville multiplex.
I'm sorry I get racist when I joke and I get hungry when I'm racist.
Hi. Could you bring me a dress that's a little more affordable like maybe one from last season or one that somebody died in.
This old priceless family heirloom that my hot fiancé's grandmother smuggled out of the old country. I mean I guess engagement ring is the acceptable nomenclature.
Penny made a boo-boo.
Well, as the author of several dozen cries for help I know a good one when I hear one.
You are great together, Jay and Bey great.
Max: I wouldn't say we spend that much time together, I mean just breakfast 4 or 5 times a week before work.
Dave: And drinks during the day most days, not everyday but definitely every evening.
Penny: And sure we always deliver news in person.
So much blonde.
My secret is so big that just the tip well be enough.
Penny: Hello Gay Sir.
Max: Hello Countess von Boobs.
