That is a very sensitive piece of horseflesh. He shouldn't be rattled!

Bonnie: I don't like you in New York.
Pete: Well, then you don't like me.
Bonnie: You're not going to f*ck your way out of this.
Pete: What?

Pete: You know that she's every bit as good as any woman in this business.
Lou: I do.

Bonnie: An act of God, Pete. That's how you know when things are really against you.
Pete: You don't seem very upset about it.
Bonnie: Because that's the thrill. Our fortunes are in other people's hands and we have to take them.
Pete: I want to chew you up and spit you out.

Pete: Sometimes I think I died and I'm in some sort of... I don't know if it's heaven or hell or limbo. I don't know what it is, but I don't seem to exist. No one feels my existence.
Ted: Just cash the checks. You're gonna die one day.

It's incredible. But he's sour. Maybe he doesn't like the sun. Last week, middle of January, Sunkist sent us out to the groves and I picked an orange right off the tree. It's 75, there's snow on the mountains. Ted sat in the car with the door open writing on a pad.

Pete: Please tell me you don't pity me.
Peggy: I don't.
Pete: Because you really know me.

Don't act like you had a plan. You're Tarzan, swinging from vine to vine.

You don't care about the company! You're already rich!

How dare you. This cannot be made good. It's shameful. It's a shameful, shameful day!

It's all about what it looks like, isn't it?

Oh it's just filled with profanity, marijuana smoking and simulated sexual acts. And a few songs.

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.


Betty: I'm sure your father's given you a beer.
Sally: My father's never given me anything.