Pete Campbell Quotes
Season 6, Episode 5: "For Immediate Release"
Pete: Don't act like you had a plan. You're Tarzan, swinging from vine to vine.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Pete: You don't care about the company! You're already rich!
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 4: "The Flood"
Pete: How dare you. This cannot be made good. It's shameful. It's a shameful, shameful day!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 2: "The Collaborators"
Pete: It's all about what it looks like, isn't it?
• Rating: Unrated
Pete: Oh it's just filled with profanity, marijuana smoking and simulated sexual acts. And a few songs.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 13: "The Phantom"
Beth: I knew you'd show.
Pete: Because I'm pathetic?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 11: "The Other Woman"
Pete [to Don]: The conversation doesn't end just because you leave the room.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Pete: What would it take to make you a Queen?
Joan: I don't think you could afford it.
• Rating: Unrated
Pete [to Joan]: It turns out he wanted something we weren't prepared to give. Something very unorthodox.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 10: "Christmas Waltz"
Pete: Ya know, if I had told you last December that we'd be in the running for a car, you would've kissed me on the mouth.
Don: Maybe you and I should go as a couple.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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