Pete: What would it take to make you a Queen?
Joan: I don't think you could afford it.

The conversation doesn't end just because you leave the room.

Beth: I knew you'd show.
Pete: Because I'm pathetic?

Oh it's just filled with profanity, marijuana smoking and simulated sexual acts. And a few songs.

It's all about what it looks like, isn't it?

How dare you. This cannot be made good. It's shameful. It's a shameful, shameful day!

You don't care about the company! You're already rich!

Don't act like you had a plan. You're Tarzan, swinging from vine to vine.

Pete: Please tell me you don't pity me.
Peggy: I don't.
Pete: Because you really know me.

It's incredible. But he's sour. Maybe he doesn't like the sun. Last week, middle of January, Sunkist sent us out to the groves and I picked an orange right off the tree. It's 75, there's snow on the mountains. Ted sat in the car with the door open writing on a pad.

Pete: Sometimes I think I died and I'm in some sort of... I don't know if it's heaven or hell or limbo. I don't know what it is, but I don't seem to exist. No one feels my existence.
Ted: Just cash the checks. You're gonna die one day.

Bonnie: An act of God, Pete. That's how you know when things are really against you.
Pete: You don't seem very upset about it.
Bonnie: Because that's the thrill. Our fortunes are in other people's hands and we have to take them.
Pete: I want to chew you up and spit you out.

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger