What, hookers?

Things always this interesting when you are around?

Peter: Have you ever met a woman -
Neal: Brittney - Brittney Nicole - Seventh grade...what? I had a gap in my teeth.

Peter: While you are here, have a drink.
Mozzie: Oh well, I don't drink.
Peter: Well, tonight you do.
Mozzie: Gin's good.

Peter: (to Mozzie) I thought you would be taller.
Mozzie: Me too.

FBI agent: I think we have a technical problem
Peter: That's one way of putting it.

Elizabeth: (To Neal) Why don't you just ask her out?
Peter: Good point. (To Neal) Do you think it will work?
Elizabeth: (Without hesitation) Yes!

A woman? A regular Cindiana Jones?

We may be sitting on the edge of a mob war.

Neal: Oh ye of little faith..
Peter: You've been waiting to use that one.
Neal: Oh since lunch.

I prefer my miracles with smiting and might.

Neal: 64 and counting -
Peter: Why is it that when Neal Caffery throws a party 64 models show up?
Neal: No wait 65 - what? They were twins!

White Collar Quotes

Burke: You look like a cartoon!
Caffrey: This is classic Rat Pack - this is Devore!
Burke: Oh, sorry, Dino.

Caffrey: How upset were the Canadians?
Peter: Oh, very... well, as upset as Canadians can get.