Favorite Rachel Gatina Quotes
I used to want you to be my daddy... now I'm your mommy!
Rachel: (flicks Haley in the back of the head)
Haley: Oww!
Rachel: That was for soaking me at the last party. The bitch slap I deserved.
Haley: (throws drink on Rachel) That was for flicking me in the back of the head.
Rachel: I'm gonna miss this.
Rachel: Slut.
Brooke: Bitch.
Rachel: Whore... Well, I know I'm not in heaven 'cause they'd never let Brooke Davis' skanky ass through the gates.
Brooke: And your ass wouldn't fit. At least not the old one.
Brooke: Did you do something slutty?
Rachel: Let's just say I started the morning off with a bang.
Rachel: (to Brooke, re: Peyton) Didn't you F her BF when you two were still BFF?
Rachel: If you're looking for Nathan... he's in my bedroom.
Haley: If you're looking for a black eye, it's in my fist.
Haley: How did you do it?
Rachel: Do what?
Haley: Don't play dumb ass with me girlie you stole those test, and I wanna know how you did it. Did you steal my keys while I was in the hospital. Yeah I bet you did, didn't you. You know I could have spent my time tutoring someone that actually needed it, but now I'm not gonna have that opportunity again thanks to you.
Rachel: Whatever.
Brooke: Peyton here. I like to steal boys but I'm afraid to tell them how I feel.
Peyton: Speaking of stealing, hi I'm Brooke I stole my friend Peyton's artwork for my designs and didn't bother to say thank you!
Brooke: Okay. Peyton here again. Did I mention that if you love me you're probably gonna die soon? See mothers 1 and 2.
Haley: Brooke!
Bevin: My name's Rachel and I have red hair!
Brooke and Peyton: Aah!
Haley and Rachel: Hey!
Peyton: Bitch.
Rachel: Slut.
Brooke: Whore.
Bevin: Thank you.
Everybody can't be popular, because if they were, nobody would be popular.
Rachel
Haley: (throws drink in Rachel's face, then backhands her) That is for getting me fired. And that is for trying to sleep with my husband.
Rachel: Bitch, you're lucky you're pregnant!
Haley: Honey, YOU'RE lucky that I'm pregnant!! I think its time you get your insecure, cheating, skank ass out of this house RIGHT NOW!
Skills: Yo ma I think it's time for you to leave.
Rachel: Do you think people can change, Brooke? I mean, truly change.
Brooke: Well, I'd like to say yes. But, honestly I don't really think people can change. You know at the end of the day you are who you are, and it's probably who you've always been.
Rachel: But, what if who you've been is pretty horrible?
Brooke: I brought you back your house keys. It's a very nice house - big rooms, no parents. I used to have one of those.
