Popular Rachel Gatina Quotes
Nathan looked good tonight, no wonder you're pregnant.
Rachel
Chase: Wow! Good grade. I have the toughest time with Calculus.
Brooke: Yeah, most people do.
Chase: Maybe you could tutor me?
Brooke: Yeah, sure. Anytime. (whispers to Rachel) Check me out! I'm a smart virgin!
Rachel: Great! You're the new Mouth!
Brooke: Did you do something slutty?
Rachel: Let's just say I started the morning off with a bang.
Haley: How did you do it?
Rachel: Do what?
Haley: Don't play dumb ass with me girlie you stole those test, and I wanna know how you did it. Did you steal my keys while I was in the hospital. Yeah I bet you did, didn't you. You know I could have spent my time tutoring someone that actually needed it, but now I'm not gonna have that opportunity again thanks to you.
Rachel: Whatever.
Haley: (throws drink in Rachel's face, then backhands her) That is for getting me fired. And that is for trying to sleep with my husband.
Rachel: Bitch, you're lucky you're pregnant!
Haley: Honey, YOU'RE lucky that I'm pregnant!! I think its time you get your insecure, cheating, skank ass out of this house RIGHT NOW!
Skills: Yo ma I think it's time for you to leave.
Rachel: (to Brooke, re: Peyton) Didn't you F her BF when you two were still BFF?
Rachel: Quit talking about Shelly.
Mouth: Yeah, I know. I'm boring you.
Rachel: No, you're making me jealous.
Rachel: You know I lied to you when I told you my flight was late. The truth is that I just wasn't ready to get on it.
Mouth: Why not?
Rachel: Because I wanted us to have our last dance.
Mouth: Let's have it.
Rachel: You're gonna break a lot of hearts Mouth McFadden.
Random Boy: Name?
Brooke: Brooke Davis.
Random Boy: I'm Sorry. I've got strict orders not to admit Brooke Davis.
Brooke: Excuse me? Whose stupid party is this anyway?
Rachel: It's mine, bitch. And your fat ass isn't invited.
Brooke: Ahh! Oh my god!
Rachel: (flicks Haley in the back of the head)
Haley: Oww!
Rachel: That was for soaking me at the last party. The bitch slap I deserved.
Haley: (throws drink on Rachel) That was for flicking me in the back of the head.
Rachel: I'm gonna miss this.
Brooke: Rachel, what happened to you?
Rachel: Life, I guess.
I used to want you to be my daddy... now I'm your mommy!
