Favorite Ray Drecker Quotes
Damon: Powell's not into labels, Dad. And quite frankly, neither am I.
Ray: Okay, Damester. (voice-over) Now, I'm not above admitting George Clooney is a handsome man, but this was a whole other thing.
Lenore: Listen, not all women can come from just dick alone.
Ray: I haven't heard any complaints.
Lenore: That you know of.
(voice-over) There are moments in your life when you realize God is joking. He's up there. Hell, maybe She's up there, laughing her head off. Either way, you're fucked.
I used to have a family. I used to have a wife, kids, a house, a job. Now, well, now I have my dick. A dick and a dream. If that's not the American way, what is?
Tanya: Don't you wanna bring happiness to the world on some level?
Ray: Sure. But for now, I'll settle for employment.
Claire: So you really have had sex with a pregnant woman before?
Ray: Yeah... a lot.
A date night with your kids...and your ex-mother in law, and some random Polish lady.
Darby: Do you ever wonder what kind of guy Dad would be like in high school? Paul Kosenevick.
Ray: What? Pauly K? I was never a shortstop.
Damon: Pauly K calls me Gaymon.
Ray: What? Well that kid just got benched.
Jessica: As you know, I'm not easy to be married to.
Ray: You were okay.
Tanya: I think I can see what he was going for. The plate of home, a place called home. He was releasing his anger in a non-violent way.
Ray: He was releasing alright...I don't know about anger.
No offense, but I don't think a bunch of beret-wearing strangers is what my kid needs right now.
