Favorite Ray Hueston Quotes
George, you're the greatest pothead I've ever known.
George: Hey, Jonathan told me that you are quite the ladies man nowadays.
Ray: That's right, I've been with two woman since Leigh left me. A drunk and an elf.
George, I don't like talking on the phone that much, but um you can call me all the time. I won't pick up, but you can leave me a message.
(hearing word of a boxing match) What about me? I wanna fight!
Ray: How does that feel?
Jonathan: It feels comforting actually.
Ray: Does George have a nice ass?
Jonathan: It was very white.
Ray: I figured.
My brain is attacking itself!
Couple shots of nice whiskey for me and the lady.
Ray's elf girlfriend : You are the sexiest guy I ever met.
Ray: I know.
You really like little Ray, don't you.
Jonathan
Ray: (to Jonathan) : You didn't actually kiss her and she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
Tell George I'm rooting for him and that I'm praying for his cock.
George: Oh Ray, Happy Birthday!
Ray: Oh you shouldn't have, but I'm glad you did.
