Ray Hueston Quotes
(to Leah) I'm sorry about the other night. You know with you're lover with the orange pubes.
George, you're the greatest pothead I've ever known.
George, I don't like talking on the phone that much, but um you can call me all the time. I won't pick up, but you can leave me a message.
George: We gotta go. We'll be seven minutes early.
Ray: That's hardly a surprise.
Jonathan: Oh my God! What is that?
Ray: I've got long foreskin. Not everybody is Jewish ya know.
My brain is attacking itself!
Ray: How does that feel?
Jonathan: It feels comforting actually.
Ray: Does George have a nice ass?
Jonathan: It was very white.
Ray: I figured.
(hearing word of a boxing match) What about me? I wanna fight!
I'm having a baby and the mother of my child hates me.
I can't believe I shot thirty blanks - I'm a sterile loser.
When I get high I realize that I clench my anus.
Ray: You smoke pot?
George: Since the 60s.
