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Justified

Raylan: Is that why you called, foot puns?
Art: Yes, actually. Yes it is. Only reason.

Raylan: Tim tell you I wasn't coming in?
Art: Yes he did. Said the game was afoot.

Cop: Waste of time if you ask me.
Raylan: What is, doing your job?

You're talking about no sense of humor. This is funny. I know I'm laughing.

My name is Raylan Givens. I come alone, and with peaceful intent.

Bob: She didn't get too far with that boot on.
Raylan: Luck you stabbed her last time...thinking ahead.

Barkley: I still think you're dirty.
Raylan: Kiss my ass.

Hey little one. You gotta lose the tail, and come out and read about your daddy in the paper.

Lindsey: How's that song go? Look for the rainbow in every storm?
Raylan: I'll have to download that.

Rachel: Are you going to tell me how much money it was or not?
Raylan: I did...it's a goodly sum.

Art: If my stiffy lasts much longer I'm going to have to consult my physician. What's your opinion?
Raylan: On your stiffy? I don't have one.

Kind of hoping it's a girl...end the family line right here.

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Justified Quotes

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan

I'll kill four of you before you even clear your weapons, and I'll take my chances with the other two. And you see this star? That's gonna make it legal.

Raylan
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