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Jody (to girl): Shoot him.
Raylan (to girl): Jesus girl, you just showed me your tits 45 minutes ago.

Raylan: Mike where'd that little girl go?
Mike: She just flashed me her titties and scooted out the back.

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Jody: You think this is the first time I had a gun pointed at me?
Raylan: No...could be your last though.

It's from "Lebowski." Netflix it, you can be one of the cool kids.

Raylan: You know what they're saying at the office? I dis-armed him.
Winona: That's pretty good.

Raylan: You think it's true what they say?
Boyd: Well what do they say?
Raylan: One bad apple spoils the barrel.

Raylan: You talking to Helen again?
Arlo: She does all the talking.

A horsefly sneezes in these hills, he knows about it beforehand, but I'm to believe the car bomb and the dead trooper down the road comes as news.

Raylan: You really think this is gonna go down?
Tom: I hope so, because if I'm missing my boy's tee ball game for nothing I'm gonna be pissed.

Escort's a nice touch. It's like visiting the Wizard of Oz.

Raylan: Art I've got a daddy.
Art: Yeah, I've met your daddy.
Raylan: Fair enough, continue.

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You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Raylan

I'll kill four of you before you even clear your weapons, and I'll take my chances with the other two. And you see this star? That's gonna make it legal.

Raylan
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