You would make a terrible conjoined twin.

Castle (to Beckett)

What if we're in some psycho's lair and have to kill each other off like in Saw?

Would it kill you to let someone open the door for you for once?

We're in handcuffs. Kinky.

Don't get up yet, stay in bed.

Castle: We're gonna catch this guy.
Beckett: Yeah, like we caught the guy who shot me.

Castle: I know what the paper dolls mean!
Gates: Mr. Castle, now is not the time for your theatrics.

You got this.

Castle (to Beckett)

She's spinning out of control. Losing her ability to cope.

Can I just say this school of yours is worth every penny.

How worried should I be about Beckett?

Beckett: Do you know what he has that most men don't?
Castle: A Josh Groban cd?

Castle Quotes

I can't help it if you got off by putting things in my mouth.

Beckett

He has the IQ of a squirrel.

Alexis