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Castle

Castle: Let me borrow your magnifying glass.
Beckett: I don't have a magnifying glass.
Castle: Isn't that standard issue for detectives?
Beckett: No, not since Sherlock Holmes.

Beckett: Are you looking at porn?
Castle: I use Ryan's computer for that.

Alexis: I can't believe how many lives were ruined over one woman's need to protect her family's reputation.
Castle: You will never have this problem between Grams and myself... our family reputation's already in ruins.
Alexis: Lucky me.

You've got multiple witnesses and a license plate number? It's gonna take you, what, all of five minutes to solve it?

Yes, Beckett? Either there's a dead body or you just wanna hear my sultry voice.

You know, if this was one of those super-sciencey forensics shows, they'd stick some electrodes in these fishes' brains. Get a fish eye's view of whatever they saw.

Esposito: Loser wears a dress to the precinct for a week.
Ryan: And why stop there? Loser also shaves his head. Or are you chicken?
Castle: You're on, honey milk.

Castle: What is it about full moons that bring out all the crazies?
Beckett: I don't know, you tell me.

Dr. Parish: Looks like a patient lost his patience.
Castle: Also his command of grammar. You're should be you-'-re as in you are, that's not even a tough one not like when to use who or whom.
Beckett: Do you really think that's the take away here Castle?
Castle: I'm just saying whoever killed her also murdered the English language.

I can already see the blurb on my next book jacket; It's fashion week in New York City, and the clothes are to die for.

Ryan: Her purse is missing, no ID, and get this, we couldn't find her shoes.
Castle: I'm gonna go with still with Prince Charming at the ball.

She was probably at a club last night. It is, after all, fashion week. When all the hottest women in the world descend upon the hippest night spots like locusts. Except locusts eat.

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Castle Quotes

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.

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You can't give up. That's the deal. We want the happy ending, we can't give up.

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