Rick Castle Quotes
Beckett: That's Teddy Farrow's logo. He designs clothes for women. Upscale. Expensive.
Castle: My credit card and I are painfully aware of Teddy's designs. I almost asked for custody of them after my last divorce.
Esposito: Castle, hey, is your girl here?
Ryan: Rina.
Beckett: Rina used to babysit Alexis, fellas. So as far as Big Rick here is concerned, she might as well be wearing a chastity belt.
Castle: Thank you for that visual image. And also, thank you for calling me Big Rick.
Castle: The thrill they get from pulling a con, it's like a drug high.
Capt. Montgomery: Con many was on drugs?
Beckett: No sir, Castle was just giving us psychological insight based on his extensive experience as a fraud.
Beckett: What was so important that you had to cut my sparring session short?
Castle: Just that I cracked this case wide open. You know, the thought of you fighting in the ring with another woman; strangely arousing.
Beckett: Who are you calling?
Castle: My guy in the CIA.
Beckett: You have a guy in the CIA?
Castle: When are you going to learn? I have a guy everywhere.
Beckett: Wait, there's a sex scene in the book? Between us?
Castle: There's a sex scene between Nikki Heat and the roguishly handsome reporter who's helping her.
Beckett: Oh, good. So he's nothing like you.
Castle: The lettering has diacritical marks on it. They're accent marks used to represent sounds that are alien to Latin. I'm gonna go with Slavic-Cyrillic. No, Czech
Dr. Perlmutter: And you know this how?
Castle: I almost ordered a Russian bride once. You know, a Czech-mate...
Castle: I'm still asleep, aren't I? I'm dreaming. I'm having the dream where my book agent has shown up at my house at 7 a.m to not tell me something.
Paula: Okay, it's not official yet. But you, my dear, are at the top of their list. And I can't give you any more details than that.
Castle: You want some coffee? I'd love to sit down and not discuss this further.
Castle: Thank you.
Beckett: For what?
Castle: For using "irony" correctly. Ever since that Alanis Morissette song, people use it when they actually mean "coincidence." It drives me nuts!
Castle: Hey! Can we talk about this, please?
Beckett: There's nothing to talk about.
Castle: Well, at least let me know what I can do to make it up to you.
Beckett: You can leave me alone.
Castle: Yes, I tried that and it didn't work. Hey! I can buy you a pony!
You want me to put on some music? Whenever they do this sorta thing on CSI, they always do it to music in poorly lit rooms...kinda reminds me of porn.
Castle: We make a pretty good team, you know. Like Starsky and Hutch, Tango and Cash...Turner and Hooch.
Beckett: You know, now that you mention it, you do remind me a little of Hooch.
