This is the longest summer of my life. And I don't mean that in a good way.

Amy: So you're not even a little bit upset with me?
Ricky: Not unless you want me to be?

I'd like to feel like you set the date because you want to get married.

Must be going around gay-care, I mean day-care.

It's not gonna be the family you grew up with, but maybe it'll be better.

Ricky: Ben doesn't hate me. He's my friend. Why would he hate me?
Adrian: Are you kidding? You just married the woman he loves.

There's a lot of consequences to lying, like teaching our son it's okay to lie.

Can we just make an agreement not to spend the next four years talking about sex?

Ok at this point I think I'll venture a guess, defensive sex? You're making yourself more available so I won't fool around with some other woman.

It's not like I have anything to do because college is so much easier than high school.

Ricky: Amy you're just gonna have to trust me.
Amy: I don't have to do anything.

Amy: I hate myself when I don't trust you. You're the best husband in the world.
Ricky: I'm not your husband.
Amy: Yeah we have to do something about that.