Favorite Roland Burton Quotes
No babe, he had it down. I'm talking details; anatomy, protection, STDs. Even a few positions.
I also grind my teeth at night and have a crooked toe.
Nothing on a stick is good.
You want to stay here, you're going to start attending meetings.
Roland: We're not supposed to wear any black. Claudia Joy wanted us to celebrate her life.
Joan: Call it whatever you want, there are going to be a lot of tears.
Joan: I need you to believe in me.
Roland: I do.
Claudia Joy: (to Betty) When is your surgery?
Roxy: She's not having it.
Claudia Joy: Why not?
Roxy: She's short three grand. I keep telling her to sell the Hump Bar, but she won't.
Betty: This place has been truer to me than any man I've ever been with, Roxy. I can't sell it. It's better we just go out together.
Claudia Joy: There has to be something we can do.
Roland: Yeah.
Betty: Forget it. I mean, who needs surgery? It's like putting lipstick on a pig.
Denise: I can't believe this is really happening.
Roland: Change is good Denise.
Denise: That doesn't mean I'm going to miss you any less.
Roland: I'm going to miss you too.
Roland: Roxy, No offense, but you look like death warmed over.
Roxy: Trevor has his meeting tomorrow and I got the early shift with the boys, so I cannot be sick. [sneezes]
Roland: Apparently your body didn't get that memo.
I won't be the first Army spouse to put his professional life on hold to support the soldier he married.
Being a man means stepping up when your family needs you.
Me? I'm just the husband, Patty; flying under the radar like always.
