Favorite Roxy LeBlanc Quotes
Trevor: Rox, you are one of the smartest people I know... you could do anything.
Roxy: You know the difference between a lawyer and an accountant? An accountant knows he's boring. (kisses Trevor) I'm happy where I am right now.
"I'm so attracted to him, I ovulate like a slot machine."
Roland: Roxy, No offense, but you look like death warmed over.
Roxy: Trevor has his meeting tomorrow and I got the early shift with the boys, so I cannot be sick. [sneezes]
Roland: Apparently your body didn't get that memo.
Trevor: What about when we met? When we met you said all you ever needed in life was me and the boys.
Roxy: Yeah, well you said the same thing about me.
Trevor: What am I supposed to do here if I'm not in the Army?
Roxy: You could help me run Betty's?
Trevor: Babe, I love you, but I don't want to run the bar.
Roxy: But I do.
"Girl nearly stripped her clutch when she saw me."
Claudia Joy: (to Betty) When is your surgery?
Roxy: She's not having it.
Claudia Joy: Why not?
Roxy: She's short three grand. I keep telling her to sell the Hump Bar, but she won't.
Betty: This place has been truer to me than any man I've ever been with, Roxy. I can't sell it. It's better we just go out together.
Claudia Joy: There has to be something we can do.
Roland: Yeah.
Betty: Forget it. I mean, who needs surgery? It's like putting lipstick on a pig.
Roxy: He kissed you, like really kissed you, like he meant it?
Pamela: Oh yeah, he definitely meant it.
Roxy: So what did you do?
Pamela: Honestly, I don't even know.
Roxy: Did you kiss him back?
Pamela: Maybe, I don't know. I was just so shocked.
Roxy: But you didn't push him away.
Pamela: No.
Roxy: Pamela Moran. You hussy!
Trevor: (the vows he's written) Roxy, sometimes I think I've spent most of my life asleep, not taking any chances or risks.
Roxy: I think jumping out of airplanes is a risk.
Trevor: Ssshh. You're not supposed to interrupt me.
Roxy: Sorry.
"My favorite designer is the Goodwill."
It's great having a real family. Even if Trevor is half way around the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm right back where I've always been. Single mom, working in a bar.
Roxy: Oh my God.
Pamela: What? Who is that?
Roxy: That's Finn's dad.
