Sam Merlotte Quotes
Season 5, Episode 6: "Hopeless"
Sam: Fu-k you andy, you're human. You got no idea what it's like having people want to kill you just cause what you are.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 9: "Let's Get Out of Here"
Sam: I am a multiple tent owner. I'm kind of a big deal.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 7: "Cold Grey Light of Dawn"
Sam [to Tommy]: I wish I could forget every f---ing thing about you.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 11: "Fresh Blood"
Sam: I got nobody.
Tara: You got me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 10: "I Smell A Rat"
Tommy: I was proud of my big brother last night.
Sam: You're an idiot.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "Hitting the Ground"
Sam: You're just a scared man in saggy underpants with no discernible life skills.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 2: "Beautifully Broken"
Sam: I didn't realize this was a Whose Life is More F**ked contest. If it means that much to you, you win.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 1: "Pack of Wolves"
Sam: You can have the shirt off my back if you want it.
Bill: I'll take what I can get.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 12: "Beyond Here Lies Nothin"
Sam: Never say never when there's the Internet
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 11: "Frenzy"
Sam: You can't shoot anyone else. These are our friends. This is our town.
Jason: Sometimes you need to destroy something to save it. That's in the Bible... or the Constitution
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 16