Sam Tyler Quotes
Season 1, Episode 7: "The Man Who Sold the World"
Sam: You're missing the point. Maybe this is the reason why I'm here. To figure out what happened to my family ... and to prevent my father from leaving.
Annie: Are you saying that that filthy kidnapper is your father?
Sam: That's exactly what I'm saying ... Happy Birthday to me.
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Sam: Wait, he's missing eyes, ears and a nose.
Chris: And hands and tongue. You can't see it in that photo.
Sam: Ugh-h-h.
Lee: Word on the street - The Pignatos wanted it known if you cross them you have violated one of their five senses. They retaliate symbolically.
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Season 1, Episode 6: "Tuesday's Dead"
Sam: I was feeling everything coming down around me (exhales deeply) so I came in here looking for answers but ... I-I ... I don't know what's real anymore.
Annie: In my clinic work, I met a paranoid schizophrenic who had learned to live without his meds and his treatment. And he said whenever he felt the walls really starting to cave in, he would remember his happiest memory, because at least that was real.
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Sam: Just for tonight, if you be a hooker, I'll be a tool.
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Sam: (typing on an old manual typewriter) Stupid analog piece of crap machine.
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Sam: (after falling off the desk dancing) Who's bad?
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Season 1, Episode 4: " Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadows "
Annie: Come on, Sam. We're here to have fun.
Sam: (sarcastically) Right, that must be why I'm here.
• Rating: Unrated
Sam: (to his Mom when he goes to talk to her after she leaves the precinct) Aside from the fact that you took money from a thug and your husband's never home, how are you?
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Sam: (sarcastically) Right, that must be why I'm here.
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Season 1, Episode 3: "My Maharishi is Bigger than Your Maharishi"
Ray: Look at these clowns. Too molly for their hometowns, so they come here. Thought Nixon ending the war was gonna put an end to this freak show.
Sam: This counterculture, Ray, will one day be looked upon as a time when a politicized youth rebelled against the excesses of the Vietnam war, the excesses of corporate arrogance, and the excesses of racial intolerance.
• Rating: Unrated
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