Sex and the City

Samantha Jones Quotes

Miranda: It's times like this I wish women could go to male prostitutes.
Samantha: Women do.
Carrie: No, only in bad screenplays and first novels.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Carrie: Damn! Why is that girl still bothering me?
Samantha: Honey, you have to let it go. If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I'd never leave the house.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carrie: Samantha, where are you going?
Samantha: I'm gonna splash some water on my face, and then I'm going home. And I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever, and blow whomever I want, as long as I can breathe and kneel.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(Responding to a drunk guy who said Miranda had a fat ass)
Samantha: For your information, her ass is fat because she just had a baby! What's your excuse?
Carrie: Yeah, you having triplets?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Samantha: Who picked this breast-aurant?
Carrie: Cleavage is big here, it's part of the regional charm.
 • Rating: Unrated

Samantha: I'm back with Richard.
Charlotte: Richard whose death we've been plotting?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Samantha: My friends don't believe you.
Richard: Am I dating your friends?
Samantha: With your track record I wouldn't put it past you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Samantha: (About her ring) It's from Richard. I think it's his way of saying "I'm sorry".
Carrie: Wow! What do you get if it happens again? The Hope Diamond?
Samantha: That's what this is. The "Hope that F***er doesn't break my heart again" Diamond.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Samantha: (walking on the street together) Ladies, seamen, 12 O'clock!!
Miranda: I pray when I turn around, there are sailors. Because with her, you never know.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Samantha: Come and get me, sailors.
 • Rating: Unrated

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