What are you doing here? You always go to school first. You wait til they take attendance, then you skip.

Sam [to Bill]

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• Added: February 05, 2010

Daniel: San we talk?
Sam: Sure, I like to talk... about my niece Tamara. She's dead because you raised a terrorist.

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• Added: February 05, 2010

Someone tries to make you feel guilty, you figure out what they feel guilty about. You talk about that. Also, don't smoke.

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• Added: January 30, 2010

I'd be hopelessly trying to flirt with some guy; meanwhile, your dad would get a date with your sister.

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• Added: January 30, 2010