Sue: I don't care for your attitude.
Santana: Well I don't give a hot wet monkey's ass what you care for.

Santana: Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too.
Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. You can buy it at the Party Store.

I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud. Do you know what goes down in Lima Heights Adjacent? Bad things!

I'd like to put the fun back in funeral as much as the next girl, but why would we help Coach Sylvester plan a service?

Jesse: I was writing notes about how you didn't have enough emotion in the song.
Santana: Oh I have some feed back. I'm about to go all Lincoln Heights on you.

I need to re-pencil my eyebrows on.

As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca.

Does this voodoo doll look enough like Rachel Berry to work?

When did you get so smart?

Santana: Yeah, well, this is a club. This is not a family.
Brittany: Okay, well, family is a place where everyone loves you no matter what, and they accept you for who you are.

You suck so bad Quinn Fabray I won!

I'm a bitch because I'm angry. I'm angry because I have all of these feelings, feelings for you, that I'm afraid of dealing with, because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences.

Glee Quotes

Sue: I don't care for your attitude.
Santana: Well I don't give a hot wet monkey's ass what you care for.

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

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