You suck so bad Quinn Fabray I won!

Santana: Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too.
Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. You can buy it at the Party Store.

As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca.

I'd like to put the fun back in funeral as much as the next girl, but why would we help Coach Sylvester plan a service?

Jesse: I was writing notes about how you didn't have enough emotion in the song.
Santana: Oh I have some feed back. I'm about to go all Lincoln Heights on you.

I need to re-pencil my eyebrows on.

I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud. Do you know what goes down in Lima Heights Adjacent? Bad things!

Does this voodoo doll look enough like Rachel Berry to work?

When did you get so smart?

Santana: Yeah, well, this is a club. This is not a family.
Brittany: Okay, well, family is a place where everyone loves you no matter what, and they accept you for who you are.

I'm a bitch because I'm angry. I'm angry because I have all of these feelings, feelings for you, that I'm afraid of dealing with, because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences.

Prom is like our Oscars.

Glee Quotes

Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?

I had it all planned out. I was gonna make it big on Broadway and maybe make a Woody Allen movie. And then when we were ready, I would just, come back and he'd be teaching here and I'd walk through those doors and I would just say 'I'm home' and then we would live happily ever after.

Rachel