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Don’t listen to her! Look at her shoes!

I’m so sorry lady, hand over the tripod and nobody gets hurt.

Who doesn’t love a lady holding a three legged dog?

At least you were wearing underwear.

I guess that means I care about you. Don’t tell anyone.

Stop just stop, all of your ideas are horrible.

I know what I would do if I was in your position. I’m just not worth it.

You suck at so many things. But not at this...Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think?

A star is a star, it doesn’t matter where in the sky I shine.

Ok listen. Brittany I love you, but running away with me and living on lesbian island is not what you want to do. You just don’t want to go back to MIT.

Rachel Berry is the most horrible human being on the planet.

She will chew you up and spit you out like a Jewish Hillary Clinton.

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.

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