Sarah Braverman Quotes
Sarah: Is there still a tomato in the room?
Hank: No tomato and I'm lookin' right at ya.
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Julia: I can count on one hand the guys I have slept with.
Sarah: One hand?
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Really? You had a negative outlook about something? That's a shocker.
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Crosby: We were just playing who's the blackest sheep in the family game but you're not allowed to play.
Sarah: Mr. Perfect pants.
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I don't mean to barge in but I got such a good bottle of wine. I know it's good because I stole it from Carl.
Sarah: I have to acknowledge, ya know, I'm potentially in over my head.
Carl: You're not, Sarah. You're out of your comfort zone. There's a huge difference. Because look. The work's right here. You were hired for your vision, and here it is, I see it. If they wanted Hank's work, they would have hired Hank.
Carl: So, you Googled me.
Sarah: No. I didn't Google you. I don’t do that. I let my sister-in-law do that and she tells me.
Carl: Ah. Good plan.
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Hank: You goin’ out on a date or somethin’?
Hank: See? I missed another cue.
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Zeek: I'm experimenting with different food groups. It's very good!
Sarah: What is it?
Zeek: It's cereal with whipped cream and a banana.
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I trust you and I believe in you. Can we please do this together?
Ryan: My dad died when I was 11, and my mom remarried half a year later to a guy who was OK to her but thought corporal punishment was the best way to handle a wild kid who was pissed as hell about losing his dad.
Sarah: Oh Ryan, I am so sorry.
Ryan: No, no, no. I don't need pity. I'm just telling you the reason why I left town as quick and I did and never looked back. Never will.
Sarah: Ryan, you don't have to give me an explanation on any of that.
Ryan: Well, I want to give you the answers to questions you keep asking. So. Not everybody has a family like yours, and, ah, I know that I messed up. I know that I did some things that scared you the last time that I got back, and it should have, she's your daughter and I love her. I love her so much, and I'm working so hard to get better. I want to be worthy of your family. I want to be worthy of her. And, I know that you think we're rushing into this too fast, but I gotta tell ya, you grow up real fast on your own, you grow up fast in the military. I know what I want, and I want us to start our lives together.
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If only it were that easy. I mean, your past is what makes you who you are, it's what you bring to a marriage, you know. If only we could leave the past behind us, right?
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