Sarah Braverman Quotes
Julia: I'm so glad they didn't see him. I'm hiding the father of my children from my children.
Sarah: Wow. How's that feel?
Julia: It feels crazy, but it feels like it's the right thing to do.
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Hey. You asked me if I'm happy. I'm happy. There's nowhere else I'd rather be.
Julia: Is something wrong?
Joel: A year ago you asked me fight for you, but I was too stupid to listen. So I'm here. I don't want to live another day without you, Julia, not another second. So I'm fighting for you and I'm fighting for our marriage. I want you back.
Amber: I just can't believe I'm really going to do this alone.
Sarah: Excuse me? You're not gonna do it alone.
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You shouldn't be putting all this pressure on yourself. They don't start out this age. They don't start out as big as Max. They start out little and tiny and they don't talk or do anything except poo. You can handle that.
Amber: I can't have a baby if I can't put a car seat in my car.
Sarah: It's my fault anyway, I let you watch Fast Times at Ridgemont High too early.
Hank, this is not about a movie. Don't you get that?
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Ruby: What are you wearing?
Ruby: Is that Forever 21?
Sarah: No. It's ah.. sometimes 40, I guess.
Ruby: Nice try.
Ruby: Valiant effort.
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Sarah: Is there still a tomato in the room?
Hank: No tomato and I'm lookin' right at ya.
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Julia: I can count on one hand the guys I have slept with.
Sarah: One hand?
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Really? You had a negative outlook about something? That's a shocker.
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Crosby: We were just playing who's the blackest sheep in the family game but you're not allowed to play.
Sarah: Mr. Perfect pants.
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Amber, you know, I was two years in Viet Nam. Do you know what I thought about, what I dreamt about? Coming home, having a family, having grandkids. I dreamt you, Amber. And Haddie, and Drew, and Sydney and Max. We almost lost ya Amber. You've had some bad breaks. You're not feeling good about yourself. You didn't get into Berkeley? Well boo friggin who. You got to suck it up girl, you're a Braverman. You got my blood in your veins. If you ever do something like this again, if you even think of doing something like this again, I will kick your little butt all the way from here to the Golden Gate Bridge. You do not have my permission to mess with my dreams. Are we clear?Zeek
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Amber, life will knock you down more times than you can possibly imagine. Don't knock yourself down.Adam [to Amber]
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