Sarah Braverman Quotes
I don't mean to barge in but I got such a good bottle of wine. I know it's good because I stole it from Carl.
Sarah: I have to acknowledge, ya know, I'm potentially in over my head.
Carl: You're not, Sarah. You're out of your comfort zone. There's a huge difference. Because look. The work's right here. You were hired for your vision, and here it is, I see it. If they wanted Hank's work, they would have hired Hank.
Carl: So, you Googled me.
Sarah: No. I didn't Google you. I don’t do that. I let my sister-in-law do that and she tells me.
Carl: Ah. Good plan.
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Hank: You goin’ out on a date or somethin’?
Hank: See? I missed another cue.
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Zeek: I'm experimenting with different food groups. It's very good!
Sarah: What is it?
Zeek: It's cereal with whipped cream and a banana.
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I trust you and I believe in you. Can we please do this together?
Ryan: My dad died when I was 11, and my mom remarried half a year later to a guy who was OK to her but thought corporal punishment was the best way to handle a wild kid who was pissed as hell about losing his dad.
Sarah: Oh Ryan, I am so sorry.
Ryan: No, no, no. I don't need pity. I'm just telling you the reason why I left town as quick and I did and never looked back. Never will.
Sarah: Ryan, you don't have to give me an explanation on any of that.
Ryan: Well, I want to give you the answers to questions you keep asking. So. Not everybody has a family like yours, and, ah, I know that I messed up. I know that I did some things that scared you the last time that I got back, and it should have, she's your daughter and I love her. I love her so much, and I'm working so hard to get better. I want to be worthy of your family. I want to be worthy of her. And, I know that you think we're rushing into this too fast, but I gotta tell ya, you grow up real fast on your own, you grow up fast in the military. I know what I want, and I want us to start our lives together.
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If only it were that easy. I mean, your past is what makes you who you are, it's what you bring to a marriage, you know. If only we could leave the past behind us, right?
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Sarah: The shoot was terrible. And, um, I was very nervous and Kristina was nervous and Max was the only one who seemed to know what he was doing, which made me even more nervous, and her campaign manager wanted her to be maternal and powerful and I don't know what that means.
Hank: Well, you shouldn't. I don't know what that means, either. It's stupid.
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Sarah: Hey, can I work here? The WiFi's out in my building.
Adam: Wow. You need to get a new Super.
Sarah: I knew you were gonna say that.
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Sarah: With your permission, I would like to help give you the day that you pictured, that honors how you feel about Ryan and how I feel about you. So, we're going to look at these magazines...
Amber: Oh God, Mom...
Sarah:...For a long, long time. And we're gonna look at all the dresses. And, we, my friend, are gonna have an appletini.
Amber: Thank you so much.
Sarah: Let's plan your wedding.
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Sarah: Is Ryan the man you want to spend the rest of your life with?
Amber: Without a doubt, in my heart, 100%. I love him.
Sarah: Then that's all I need to know.
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Amber, you know, I was two years in Viet Nam. Do you know what I thought about, what I dreamt about? Coming home, having a family, having grandkids. I dreamt you, Amber. And Haddie, and Drew, and Sydney and Max. We almost lost ya Amber. You've had some bad breaks. You're not feeling good about yourself. You didn't get into Berkeley? Well boo friggin who. You got to suck it up girl, you're a Braverman. You got my blood in your veins. If you ever do something like this again, if you even think of doing something like this again, I will kick your little butt all the way from here to the Golden Gate Bridge. You do not have my permission to mess with my dreams. Are we clear?Zeek
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Amber, life will knock you down more times than you can possibly imagine. Don't knock yourself down.Adam [to Amber]
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