She will never be the mother she should have been. It's up to you whether or not you want the mother you got.

Nora: Are you spying on him again?
Sarah: Well, googling is not spying. It's social networking.

Sarah: 7.5 isn't bad.
Kitty: You can build on it.

[on Roy] He's never seen Spinal Tap.

You were doin' somethin' that was feelin' good, so go with it.

[to Kevin] Oh, by the way, I'm glad Scotty's sperm's better than yours — us Walkers need to stop reproducing.

Sarah: I know where this is going. I've been down this road before -- feeling like I'm the only one taking responsibility.
Luc: Can't we just be happy?
Sarah: It just sounds so naive.
Luc: To me, that sounds cynical.

Sarah: What are we, Luc?
Luc: Sorry. Always trying to label everything. Us, wine, soaps.
Sarah: Yeah, I guess that's what grown-ups do. That's how we know something's real

Come on! Listen! Picking out feelings in yourself that match some cancer profile -- it's like looking at the horoscope in the comics page. You know, it fits anybody.

Paige: Luc's your boyfriend, isn't he?
Sarah: Well, he is a friend, and yes, he's a boy. I met him in France, and after I got back, he decided to come see me.
Paige: I thought it was weird that there was a random French guy staying at grandma's house.

Kevin: My boss is on sick leave. As is my sex life.
Sarah: Great! I mean not your sex life. But this is great, this is good. I mean, you guys could have some real quality brother time.
Kevin: Don't push it.

Ryan: Growing up we had this rule. No religion, politics or sex at the table.
Sarah: Oh don't worry. We hardly ever have sex at the table.

Brothers & Sisters Quotes

Ojai Foods has turned into Ojai dudes.


I'm not at work. I'm waiting for my husband to finish masturbating.