Well we did die and come back to life. It's got to have some side effects, right?

Stiles: Hi puppy. Get rid of it.
Scott: Me?
Stiles: Yes you. Glow your eyes at it. Something. Be the Alpha.

Right. I'm an Alpha with performance issues.

Scott: You didn't steal these, did you?
Stiles: No. Cloned 'em. With an RFID emulator.
Scott: Isn't that worse than stealing?
Stiles. Smarter.

I can't believe you just mommed me.

Scott: What was behind the mask?
Argent: Darkness. Absolute darkness.

I'm a True Alpha. You have no idea what I can do.

Scott: Stiles, why are you whispering?
Stiles: Because I think there's someone in here with me.

Derek: There was definitely some kind of a struggle.
Scott: With who?
Derek: Himself.

Give me the finger. You know what I mean.

We're here to save a life, not end one.

Dr. Deaton: Which begs the question. How do we change Stiles' body?
Scott: By changing him into a werewolf.

Teen Wolf Quotes

I have a son. His name is Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but we call him Stiles. I remember. When Stiles was a little kid, he couldn't say his first name. I'm not sure why, it pretty much rolls off the tongue, but the closest he could was mischief. His mother called him that until...I remember when Stiles first got his jeep. It belonged to his mother. She wanted him to have it. The first time he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch. I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day. He was always getting into trouble, but he always had a good heart, always. We're here tonight because my goofball son because he decided to drag Scott, his greatest friend in the world, into the woods to see a dead body.

Noah

Malia: Alright. I'll ask. Who's Kate Argent?
Kira: [raising hand] Uh, I'd like to know, too.
Stiles: Well, we were at her funeral, so I'd like to know how she got out from a casket buried six feet under ground.