You know when a dentist gives you anesthetic and tells you not to operate any heavy machinery or make any important decisions within twenty-four hours? All right, this case was bigger than a root canal.

Bones: Oh, I had a brilliant idea.
Booth: You always have a brilliant idea.

Cam: Found the head! In the toilet.
Booth: Okay, that's a rough way to be remembered.

Brennan: It's not a spaceship.
Booth: Well, if it smells like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck ...
Brennan: But then it would be a duck, not a spaceship, so your point escapes me.
Booth: It's just a metaphor.

Booth: That guy has no idea how lucky I really am. I mean, really luck.
Brennan: Aw, I love you, too.

Booth: You're not always the smartest, Bones.
Bones: But I am.

The charges against me were dropped. No thanks to you. I have a right to my badge and my gun.

You're an airplane propeller and I'm about to walk into you, so I'm going to step back.

Booth: You were a stripper?
Bones: It was only once.

Why don't you use that big scientific brains of yours to just believe what I'm saying to you is true.

Booth [to Brennan]

There's still a few places on me that haven't been shot or broken, and I'd like to keep it that way for as long as I can.

So you're missing about two pounds of the body. Why can't you just say two pounds instead of getting all metric-y?

Bones Quotes

Angela: These days he's not respectful to the living, I'm not sure why the dead would be any different.
Hodgins: Well for one thing, she doesn't talk back.

You ever think you’re a little cray cray yourself?

Aubrey

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones