Sweets: That's sexist. Nowadays a girl in her twenties can be just as much a mobster as a guy.
Booth: Wonderful how far we've come.

Hodgins: My wife just rejected me.
Booth: Oooh, couch time....

Booth: Bones? Are you here to buy me an engagement ring?
Bones: Uh, no.

Booth: Hey, FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth. This here is Dr. Temperance Brennan from the Jeffersonian.
Sheriff Bonds: Sheriff Jerry Bonds. But you probably got that from my shiny badge, my imposing gun, and my big hat.
Booth: Yeah, right.

Brennan: Oh my God!
Booth: What? Did you get bitten?
Brennan: No, it's my book! It's in the clearance section.

Booth: Look, Sweets, I know you feel responsible for those two guys Pelant killed--
Sweets: Wow. Who's the shrink now?

Brennan: Did you wash the nipples?
Booth: Yes, I did in the shower, but I don't think the daycare is gonna check.

Brennan: What should I say to him?
Booth: Oh, I don't know. Luckily you two speak the same freakazoid language.

Brennan: He's a killer.
Booth: Yeah, but who he killed. In the old west they would have made him a sheriff.

Booth: Fishing is not a sport!
Brennan: What? Monuments to sporting events in ancient Egypt include fishing, as well as swimming and wrestling.
Booth: Come on! No sweat, no sport!

Booth: You know Bones, it's tough being a father.
Bones: Parker will be fine, peer groups and random environmental factors are far more important than family.
Booth: How is that a good thing?

Booth: You are not giving birth here.
Brennan: Why not? A prison is an accredited health facility. That's what you want!

Bones Quotes

Worthy of a manger.

Hodgins

Save the girls.

Hodgins

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones