Brennan: Booth, you've been shot and beaten, and jumped out of airplanes. The skeletal damage alone is…
Booth: Oh, God, I'm falling apart.
Brennan: You're fine. It's your skeleton that's falling apart.

[to Bones] I'd die for you. I love you.

Booth: You were a stripper?
Bones: It was only once.

Booth: Bones, I would wear elephant tusks on my head and have a squirrel monkey do the wedding ceremony if that's what you wanted.
Brennan: You really don't care?
Booth: No.
Brennan: Neither do I. As long as you're there. We've waited long enough.
Booth: We have.

Sweets: That's sexist. Nowadays a girl in her twenties can be just as much a mobster as a guy.
Booth: Wonderful how far we've come.

Bones: Oh, I had a brilliant idea.
Booth: You always have a brilliant idea.

Bones: My last will and testament is 312 pages long.
Booth: Mine's written on a sticky note. 'Everything goes to Bones.' But don't worry, don't worry. I used your real name to keep it legal.

Brennan: You've created a geographic Venn diagram.
Booth: No, no, incorrect. What I've shown is here is they've overlapped in the same area.
Brennan: You need to Google "Venn diagram."

Angela: Hey, you think maybe we can kiss like one more time?
Booth: You've had your fun.

Booth: You really liked holding that kid didn't you?
Brennan: Yeah. I've been thinking about how exciting it would be to expose my own child to early pattern recognition.
Booth: You know they like singing and uh, when you make funny faces at 'em too.
Brennan: Yeah of course. I-I will make a diverse schedule.

Booth: You know, Bones, I wouldn't vote for you, but I would definitely encourage other people to vote for you.
Bones: That's irrational.
Booth: So is politics. And love.

Booth: You think your brother's girlfriend is hinky? Is that slang for pretty or buxom?
Brennan: No, it's just slang for iffy.
Booth: Well, iffy is already slang. I don't see the need for slang for slang.

Bones Quotes

Valerie Daniels: You are far more ripped under those school-boy duds than one would think. Aren't you, Dr. Sweets?
Sweets: Yes.

Brennan: Booth, you've been shot and beaten, and jumped out of airplanes. The skeletal damage alone is…
Booth: Oh, God, I'm falling apart.
Brennan: You're fine. It's your skeleton that's falling apart.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones