Monroe: It's a stick?!
Hank: It looks like a stick.
Wu: A really old stick.
Rosalee: It can't be just a stick.

Help is on it's way, just try to calm down. Adrenaline can do crazy things to perception.

Wu [to a man saved from a Wesen]

So... whoever took her body brought her back to life?!

[regarding Trubel] Someone's gone through a lot of trouble -- the other kind of trouble -- to make Lauren Cole seem real.

A little deja Wu going on.

But, not having spent time in a mental institution, the M.E. does not have the insight that I now have.

Wu: This has *got* to be Wesen!
Hank: Can't wait to explain *that* to Pogue.
Wu: I'll visit you in the psych ward every Tuesday.

Uh... after eating one of Adalind's cookies and eating half my carpet, I'm not all that keen, but whatever you guys need...

Organ donor, but I think this ship has sailed.

Hank: You ate her cookie.
Wu: I did?
Nick: Yeah. That's why you ate your carpet.
Wu: ...Oh.

I don't know what you are. But you're no Aswang.

Wu: And by "ready," you mean "off the deep end"?
Hank: There is no shallow end in this pool.

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank