Popular Shawn Spencer Quotes
Suck it, hyphens.
Shawn:I am seeing a woman.
Lassiter: Can you tell me her name? Or is it a secret?
Gus: You stole a key from a kid?!
Shawn: Come on, Gus that was no kid. That was the product of centuries of inbreeding.
Gus, help me figure out which one of these cars to commandeer.
Lassiter: If you don't treat O'Hara with the respect she deserves, or you hurt her in any way, I will discharge my pistol.
Shawn: You're saying you'll shoot me?
Lassiter: Repeatedly.
You don't have enough game for half of ONE of those women.
My finger to eyebrow device is broken....
'Today Shawn' is very much a commitment-phobe...
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It's ok, you'll kill someone someday.
Shawn: Are you sure this water's holy?
Gus: Yes, I had Father Wesley bless it over the phone.
I'm sorry, I was busy James Bond-ing it up in here.