Oh, and he drives a blueberry.

I'm so good it's stupid. I'm stupid good.

That's my daddy.

Carlton: Is this gonna get awkward again?
Shawn and Gus: It already is.

Henry: What happened out there today?
Shawn: The other team played better.I should go talk to him.
Henry: I don't think that will be necessary.

Juliet: Shawn, Gus, I can see you.
Shawn: I know I'm in the dog house—
Juliet: No, you're gonna have to work really hard to get into the dog house...
Shawn: Ok, so I'm in the yard, which is still an enclosed area...
(Pause) Unless I'm in the pound...Jules, am I in the pound?!

Shawn [to Frank]: Ground rules Frank: we ease into this like Gus eased into being black.

I didn't speak to my father for years; it creates a void in your life.

I am dating your daughter, sir.

When women tell you to do one thing, they actually want you to do the exact opposite.

There are some things about women that only me and NBC anchor Brian Williams know.

I'm sorry, I was busy James Bond-ing it up in here.

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.