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Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 18)

Season 3, Episode 23: "The Lunar Excitation"

Sheldon: That's not afternoon. That's prevening.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Sheldon: Hello, Amy Farrah Fowler. I'm sorry to inform you that you've been taken in by unsupportable mathematics designed to prey upon the gullible and the lonely. Additionally, I am being blackmailed with a hidden dirty sock.
Amy: If that was slang, I'm unfamiliar with it. If it was literal, I share your aversion to soiled hosiery.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Wolowitz: Okay, what if I were to tell you, tomorrow at 4:30, you could meet a woman who has been scientifically chosen to be your perfect mate?
Sheldon: I would snort with derision and throw my arms in the air, exhausted by your constant tomfoolery.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Incidentally, one can get beaten up in school simply by referring to oneself as one.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Yes, in 1917 when Albert Einstein established the theoretic foundation for the laser in his paper "Zur Quantentheorie der Strahlung," his fondest hope was that the resultant device be bitchin'.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Sheldon: As a native Texan, I must say that I've never heard the phrase "yee haw" used in quite that context.
Penny: Oh God.
Sheldon: "Oh God." That I've heard on multiple occasions.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Sheldon: I should have brought an umbrella.
Leonard: What for? It's not gonna rain.
Sheldon: I know that, but with skin as fair as mine, moon burn is a real possibility.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 3, Episode 22: "The Staircase Implementation"

Sheldon: Are you asking me or telling me?
Leonard: Telling you?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: That's not an apology; that's simply an acknowledgment that I was right.
Leonard: Okay, I'm sorry.
Sheldon: There you go.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0