Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 18)
Season 4, Episode 11: "The Justice League Recombination"
Sheldon: Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because I'm pretty sure you were watching Nickelodeon.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 10: "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis"
Amy: I have potential for sexual arousal.
Sheldon: A cross we all must bear.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Penny: That's thinking ahead.
Sheldon: The alternative would be to think backwards.. and that's just remembering.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Amy: Sheldon, I am not going through menopause.
Sheldon: Are you sure? You said that with the testy bark of an old bitty.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 9: "The Boyfriend Complexity"
Sheldon: I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together, and if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 8: "The 21-Second Excitation"
Sheldon [about Wil Wheaton]: Even at Star Trek conventions, they only let him in if he helps set up!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton, the Jar-Jar Binks of the "Star Trek" universe.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: And here's where we are -- the runts in a large litter unlikely to ever reach the nourishing teats of Indiana Jones.
Leonard: So it's good we stopped for dinner.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: I find zombies dancing in choreographed synchronicity implausible. And also it's really scary.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 7: "The Apology Insufficiency"
Sheldon: No, Gorn, no! That's where I sit.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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