Sheldon Cooper Quotes
Season 5, Episode 16: "The Vacation Solution"
Amy: Oh ... are we nervous, Dr. Cooper?
Sheldon: No. What you see is a man trembling with confidence.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Biologists are mean.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: This is now the only lab with glassware washed by a man with two doctorates and a restraining order signed by Carl Sagan.
Amy: Soap spots. Wash them again.
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Amy: I'm excited to work with my boyfriend. It's going to be romantic.
Sheldon: Way to kill the mood.
• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Leonard: Lobster traps?
Sheldon: Yes. That's how Velma and Scooby smuggled Shaggy into the old lighthouse.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Good Lord! Would you stop that caterwauling?
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 15: "The Friendship Contraction"
Sheldon: Wine and a girl in the dark ... he's going to be bored out of his mind.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leonard: 'Sup
Sheldon: 'Sup
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: To amend the words of Toy Story -- "You've not got a friend in me."
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Raj: They put you under for a cleaning?
Sheldon: They have to -- I'm a biter.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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