Sheldon Cooper Quotes
Season 6, Episode 24: "The Bon Voyage Reaction"
Sheldon: It did not kill me when you went to space. Monkeys went to space.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: Oh gosh, Sheldon, the genius, is jealous of Leonard.
Sheldon: I'm not jealous. I'm just very unhappy that good things are happening for him and not happening for me.
• Rating: Unrated
Sheldon: Leonard, you're being selfish. We need to give you a proper send-off so we'll have closure when you die at sea and crabs eat your face.
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Sheldon: Things between you and Penny have never been better. I hope 4 months apart doesn't change anything.
Leonard stops car.
Sheldon: I should have opened with that, huh?
• Rating: Unrated
Sheldon: Who do you think would win in a fight -- you or a shark?
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Leonard: I know what you are doing. You don't want me going on this research trip because you're afraid to be alone.
Sheldon: I'm not afraid to be alone. On the sea, it would be terrifying. Because of all the drowning.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 23: "The Love Spell Potential"
Sheldon: I have not ruled it out.
Amy: Wow. Talk dirty to me.
• Rating: Unrated
Sheldon: See what happens when you let girls play D & D.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: It would -- fun? Yeah, okay, three weeks ago, you brought crunchy peanut butter but now you want the girls to play D & D -- do you have a drug problem?
Leonard: What's the big deal?
• Rating: Unrated
Leonard: See, Howard is just as good a dungeon master as I am.
Sheldon: As good? You just got pantsed in the school yard four eyes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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