Season 3, Episode 9: "The Vengeance Formulation"
Sheldon: I never admit defeat. However, on an unrelated topic, I'm never getting out of this bed again.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Sheldon: My mother is very excited. She's convening her Bible study group to listen in and then pray for my soul.
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Season 3, Episode 8: "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
Sheldon: Why do you have the Chinese character for "soup" tattooed on your right buttock?Penny: It's not "soup," it's "courage."
Sheldon: No it isn't. But I suppose it does take courage to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup.
Penny: How'd you see it? You said you wouldn't look.
Sheldon: Sorry. As I told you, the hero always peeks.
• Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
Sheldon: You keep in mind that my sharply-worded comments on yelp.com recently took down a muffin store
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Sheldon [filling out medical form]: When was your last menstrual period?
Penny: Oh! Next question!
Sheldon: I'll put in progress
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Season 3, Episode 7: "The Guitarist Amplification"
Sheldon: I should have asked for much more than a comic book and a robot.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Sheldon: Leonard, when that woman moved in three years ago, I told you not to talk to her, and now look, we're going to be late to the movies.
• Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Season 3, Episode 6: "The Cornhusker Vortex"
Sheldon: That seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through for intercourse. Don't you have access to women who will do it for money?• Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Sheldon: Is that what you're wearing to watch football over at Penny's?
Leonard: What's wrong with a football jersey?
Sheldon: Nothing. That, however, appears to be a football cocktail dress.
• Rating: 7.0 / 10 • Permalink
Sheldon: If you're interested, I also know all about frying meat that isn't chicken as if it were chicken
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